Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Married With Children and Modern Family Actor (Ed O'Neal) gets his star on the walk of fame


One of my favorite actors is finally receiving a star on the walk of fame.  Ed O'Neil A.K.A. Al Bundy is finally getting his do!  I wonder what took them so long to acknowledge this masterful actor who played the shoe salesman's who scored 4 touchdowns in a single high school football game!  It's apparent that the entertainment industry treats certain stars like O'Neal with no respect as they place their hands in the pants and hope that their wives go to work.  It's a shame that it took a family television show on ABC (Amputate your B@%*! Channel) for Ed O'Neal to join the likes of Bogart, Pointer, Tracy and Stallone, although I must say: his new television wife is the hottest Latin chick I've seen since Salma Hayek.  OMFG!  

O'Neal has an illustrious career, which spans over two decades, and Married With Children is the oldest running sid-com in television history.  "Bundyism" as I like to call it is worldwide and exists on every continent on every common man's archaic television set.  Therefore, why did it take so long to give him a star on the walk of fame?  Britney Spears received hers at like 15 while she was husky, bald-headed, pregnant with her sixth child and awaiting Kevin Federline's 18th rehab release.  Yet, the genius thespian who portrayed the most prolific advocate of men's rights (Al Bundy) has to wait until his mid-60s to be immortalized?  How many man-hating feminists did Al Bundy stand up to?  How many nudie bar did he trash?  How many hooters did he stare at shamelessly?  How many times did he put a fist to his daughter's boyfriend's mouth and boot to his ass?  I can't keep count!  That's a testament to the greatness of Al Bundy and his alter-ego:  Ed O'Neal.

Maybe Hollywood will stop ignoring true geniuses of the acting craft!  Actors like Bokeem Woodbine, Shannon Whirry, Bolo Yuieng and Vernon Wells will finally get their place on the walk of fame.  OH MY!

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