Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Talk After the Show!: Married With Children and Modern Family Actor (Ed ...
Talk After the Show!: Married With Children and Modern Family Actor (Ed ...: One of my favorite actors is finally receiving a star on the walk of fame. Ed O'Neil A.K.A. Al Bundy is finally getting his do! I wonder ...
Married With Children and Modern Family Actor (Ed O'Neal) gets his star on the walk of fame
One of my favorite actors is finally receiving a star on the walk of fame. Ed O'Neil A.K.A. Al Bundy is finally getting his do! I wonder what took them so long to acknowledge this masterful actor who played the shoe salesman's who scored 4 touchdowns in a single high school football game! It's apparent that the entertainment industry treats certain stars like O'Neal with no respect as they place their hands in the pants and hope that their wives go to work. It's a shame that it took a family television show on ABC (Amputate your B@%*! Channel) for Ed O'Neal to join the likes of Bogart, Pointer, Tracy and Stallone, although I must say: his new television wife is the hottest Latin chick I've seen since Salma Hayek. OMFG!
O'Neal has an illustrious career, which spans over two decades, and Married With Children is the oldest running sid-com in television history. "Bundyism" as I like to call it is worldwide and exists on every continent on every common man's archaic television set. Therefore, why did it take so long to give him a star on the walk of fame? Britney Spears received hers at like 15 while she was husky, bald-headed, pregnant with her sixth child and awaiting Kevin Federline's 18th rehab release. Yet, the genius thespian who portrayed the most prolific advocate of men's rights (Al Bundy) has to wait until his mid-60s to be immortalized? How many man-hating feminists did Al Bundy stand up to? How many nudie bar did he trash? How many hooters did he stare at shamelessly? How many times did he put a fist to his daughter's boyfriend's mouth and boot to his ass? I can't keep count! That's a testament to the greatness of Al Bundy and his alter-ego: Ed O'Neal.
Maybe Hollywood will stop ignoring true geniuses of the acting craft! Actors like Bokeem Woodbine, Shannon Whirry, Bolo Yuieng and Vernon Wells will finally get their place on the walk of fame. OH MY!
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
30 Mintues or Less
With all the sequels and comic book adaptations, I finally saw a film that was fresh, funny, dark and entertaining. That was Jesse Eisenburg's "30 Minutes or Less" (I think I spelled his name correctly). It seems that the only big-budget mainstream motion pictures that have any originality are comedies. Frankly, pussies run the studios, and their afraid to take a gamble! It's all about rolling the dice when you know each side has six! Then, you bet SIX! That the current affairs of the motion picture industry today. They rather release Spider Man 45 than an original story because they know the populace will SEE THAT BULLSHIT! So big-ups to Jesse Eisenburg and company for making a movie that not apart of some brand.
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